Forget about frying chickens at Coachella. Don’t molt in the sun at Bonnaroo. The hottest event this year is the Orifice World Tour 2009.
In case you’ve been living in a shell, let’s bring you up to speed:
The Orifice World Tour is just beginning, but so far is making a big splash all around the world, and beyond. Here is the schedule so far:
March 27
Sherman Oaks, CA
Headliner: Wisdom Tooth Extraction
Opening Act: Novacaine
April 21
Mission Hills, CA
Headliner: Colonoscopy
Opening Act: The Cramps
To get the most out this unique experience, please remember the following:
• Avoid solid foods.
• Clear liquid diet only.
• Don’t do drugs; instead drink four liters of this shit called Tri-Lyte before the performance.
• As always, use Kirkland Signature for all your paper needs.
More dates will be announced soon. Keep checking this blog, or look for listings in Peeple Magazine.
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Are there any tickets left for the April 21st event? Festival style seating only? In any event, it's sounds like a very fluid situation.
ReplyDeleteStanding room only, but I know you do need to pass through a long narrow tube to get to the mosh pit.
ReplyDeleteHm. I never did like moshing. Perhaps I'll wait for the HBO version.
ReplyDeleteAre u peddling any souvenirs or t-shirts from these events? I'm a sucker for that kinda stuff!
ReplyDeleteU could really clean up if u are (in lotsa ways).