Tuesday, April 21, 2009

THE DECIDER CHICKEN ASKS: "WHICH IS SADDER...?"

• A three-legged puppy…or…
A woman over 45 dirty-dancing?

• Goldie Hawn’s forced smile…or…
Madonna’s sinewy arms?

• Martin Scorcese’s “Bringing Out the Dead”…or…
Oliver Stone’s “U-Turn”?

• Two-Buck Chuck…or…
Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill?

• The American Music Awards Show…or…
The Grammy Awards Show?

• Lifetime Television…or…
The Hallmark Channel?

5 comments:

  1. Man-o-man, you have offered up some tough choices here. I'm still wrestling with the 3-legged puppy and the 45-yr old dirty dancing.

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  2. The saddest would be Goldie Hawn starring in a Hallmark Channel movie whilst dirty dancing and getting drunk off of Boone's Farms.

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  3. Puleeze....................DO NOT KNOCK TWO BUCK CHUCK!!!! IT'S THE GREATEST............GET YOURSELF A LONG STRAW & TRY IT; YOU'LL LOVE IT!

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  4. Thanks for stopping by!! Saddest would be Madonna trying to dirty dance on the AMAs, Looking like the Dead, obviously drunk on Two Buck Chuck!♥

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