Here is the definitive list of foods with names featuring two words that should never go together, and that you should therefore never eat.
They also make great pet names for your spouse, lover, or otherwise significant other-person.
(I’m not technically a botanist, but I still don’t think eggs come from plants.)
(Why would I want something healthy ruining a perfectly good piece of cake?)
(Cheese on a sandwich? Sounds delicious. On my pizza? Bring it! In a cake? I don’t think so.)
(Isn’t tartar that stuff the dentist scrapes off your teeth? Hey, let’s put some on our ribeye!)
(Just think of your butt, and all that entails, and then eat it.)
Butt Roast, Bone In
(Nugget-anything is never a good sign.)
(How did they get that tender? I don’t want to know. Good stripper name, though.)
(Sounds too casual.)
(Yeah, let’s grind up this dead flesh and form it into balls!)
(If I were a melon, I’d object to being forced into this unnatural shape.)
Baby Back Ribs
(Jeffrey Dahmer’s favorite meal.)
(Don’t people put mousse in their hair?)