Sunday, October 17, 2010

"GUESS THAT SMELL!"

Yes, folks, it’s time once again to play America’s favorite game show, “GUESS THAT SMELL!”

We come to you this week from the bedroom of Jerry K. Junior, a typical 12-year-old boy. There has been a rather troubling odor suffocating visitors and permeating his room for about two days. The cause of this odor remains a mystery. However, our panel of experts has narrowed the source down to two possibilities.

And that brings us to our two contestants. Let’s meet CONTESTANT #1:


Name: Skittles
Species: Hamster
Country of Origin: Hamsterville, USA
Turn-ons: Running pointlessly on a wheel, jamming food in his cheeks, burrowing.
Evidence: Skittles is three years old, which for a hamster means the great guinea pig in the sky has a HabitTrail reserved just for him. Lately, he has been listless, constipated, and distant. But…does he smell?

Or perhaps the pungent perfume is coming from CONTESTANT #2:


Name: Molly
Alias: Princess Paws
Species: Golden Retriever
Turn-ons: Eating, pooping, eating poop.
Evidence: Being a teenager in dog years, lately Molly has been almost as annoying as “The View." She is also pissed off at Jerry K. Junior, who relentlessly taunts her and photographs her in humiliating poses. But…does she smell?

Log in your answers now. We will return after a word from our only sponsor, Febreeze.

Welcome back. And this week’s smell was coming from:


MOLLY!

That’s right. To get back at her owner’s ridicule, Molly left a poop pretzel on the bedroom floor. Once Jerry K. Junior realized that dog doody is actually quite larger than hamster doody, the answer was obvious.

Tune in next week when we ask you to GUESS THAT SMELL!—dirty gym clothes, or last week’s uneaten turkey sandwich still sitting in a school backpack?

Until then, stay stinky!

5 comments:

  1. Very funny! Enjoyed reading. Keep up the good work

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  2. FUNNY,,,,,,,,,,,,I RECALL A TIME, MANY YEARS AGO, WHEN MY HOME SMELLED OF POT (& NOT THE KIND ONE COOKS IN). THE AROMA SEEPED OUT FROM UNDER MY SON'S BEDROOM DOOR. IT WASN'T AN UNPLEASANT ODOR & NEVER SEEMED TO HAVE AN ADVERSE EFFECT ON ANY OF THE FAMILY MEMBERS! AAAAAHHHHHH.....SUCH SWEET MEMORIES!!!!

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  3. You are so funny!!! You make me laugh!!!

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  4. Hamsters are stinky little things,(cute, but stinky) so I was leaning towards skittles. Molly looks too cute to be smelly:)

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  5. Unfortunately, Skittles passed away two days after this blog was posted. Rest in peace, my friend.

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